I know what you’re thinking – why is a girl as hot as me spending time with a silly whale inflatable? Firstly, he isn’t silly, secondly, because it’s incredibly fun! Never before have I had such a rush when inflatable objects touch me.

The soft, rubbery and squishy nature of their material makes me safe, and the sound that the thing makes when I run my hands and skin over it drives me crazy. I love having fun with balloon toys, and I hope when you watch this video you will see just how much of an inflatable looner I really am.